So much for asking for anything that you might need.
5.4 MSQ - Alisaie's Quest
Just fuck off with this Sharlayan wank already, you don't get to preach about how racism is bad when you keep pushing this patronizing Co-Prosperity Sphere bullshit. The entire top brass of the Scions is made up of foreigners sans Thancred who reeks of Sharlayan and Tataru who gets to be in the spotlight thanks to being one of the holdovers from 1.0. The rest of the native Eorzeans that are part of an organization that supposedly exists to safeguard the future of Eorzea have no say in its management, they're just second-class citizens that are there to serve the Archon overlords.
Fake Aegon in a stolen dress, with nonexistent tits, without any of the qualities that make the original an interesting character and whose exploits only exist on the pages of propaganda pamphlets.
How's Ardashir doing?
5.4 MSQ - The Wisdom of Allag
Yes, The Root of Evil was up when I came to pick up the Wolbachia. No, it doesn't make me hate that thing any less.
I don't browse the forums because there's nothing worth reading here. I only come here when I have something to post and leave when I've made sure the spoiler boxes aren't broken.
5.4 MSQ - Reviving the Legacy
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All this talk about memory transference and Koh Rabntah gets sidelined again. Can't have someone else stealing the thunder from the lead writer's pet, eh? Or maybe you'd just like to forget that she even exists?
MCH was some preachy shit alright but at least it didn't make me want to blow my brains out. AST was good. Jannequinard's antics are funny because he's not trying to get into my pants.
Why did Aymeric have to be appointed as the lord speaker again? Why couldn't he just have been the guy who represents Ishgard at the Alliance meetings and other such occasions? Was being the commander of the Temple Knights not prestigious enough for that greedy bastard? Oh right, I forgot. He got the job because it would be below the station of the Smelly Nerd of Light to socialize with anyone lesser than the effective head of the state.
But the Kusabi still had his arm, it just wasn't intact.
5.4 MSQ - Like Master, Like Pupil
You can mold that piece of clay all you want, at the end of the day it will still be just a pile of lifeless dirt.
5.4 MSQ - Forget Us Not
5.4 MSQ - The Admiral's Resolve
Where's Turstin? And why are you heaping praise into the lap of the Smelly Nerd of Light again for rolling their face on the keyboard?
5.4 MSQ - The Search for Sicard
The wimps who whine about getting udercut by 1 gil don't know how good they have it.
5.4 MSQ - On Rough Seas
Project Wingman is looking good but I'm not keen on trying to steer with a keyboard and mouse.
5.4 MSQ - The Great Ship Vylbrand
Just what exactly is your problem? Why can't you write like normal people? You had everything that you would have needed to make a good story, to write something that's actually good and instead of that you sick fucks turned this game into the most expensive porno in the history of mankind.
5.4 MSQ - Futures Rewritten
I didn't spot any bushshrikes in Angola-Zaire.
So why'd the Amalj'aa go rummaging through Jhal's tomb anyways?
How many times do I have to repeat it until you believe it? I hate that piece of filth, those Hydaelyn apologists and the vapid narcissistic cunt that looks like my character but isn't so much that I don't care to play this shitty porn game. I don't care to do roulettes, I don't care to do frontlines, I don't care to craft, gather or even fish. What's so hard about that for you boneheads to grasp?
Eden's Promise
Festival? As in the harvest festival? I've got nothing to say about that fake and forced fanservice episode that I haven't already covered somewhere else.
I liked Ryne in 5.0 because she (and Thancred) didn't spout any of that self-righteous bullshit about how ”MoRtAL LifE iS vAluABle.” Now I just want to choke that bitch.
Werlyt - Blood of Emerald
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Zenos is not a character, he's just another object that exists to stroke the player's ego. He'd be infinitely more palatable if he just shut his trap forever.
Emerald Weapon Extreme
So Jade Weapon's off the table then. Well, handing Emerald those extra manipulators is good enough of a compromise to get that reference in.
Eden's Promise - Part 2
Clio has had enough of this shit. She's put her pen down until further notice. Sea slugs may be gastropods but they ain't no snails.
Werlyt - In Memory
YoRHa - To Make Amends - Part 2
I you aren't just full of hot air, then tell those dipshits to stop playing deafmutes. I have nothing to say to anyone who isn't part of this game's writing team because they can't tell me anything that I wan't to know.
So. What am I going to get out of this? What exactly is that name worth to you?