Quote Originally Posted by Rufalus View Post
OP was actually well written and looks like some time put into it.
Best lies have a truth in them. Best bait has some actual content.

If things are truly and wholly outlandish then there isn't enough air for the fire to feed on lol. Even if people wanted to respond outlandish concepts would be difficult to work with. Keep it simple, emotionally worded, and mutate something someone cared about- real magic XD.