Dear SE,
Not all of us look at our toons and see a noble "warrior of light" hero and all that blah blah blah

I am a murder hobo. Point me at what you want dead and pay me, or else.

Along those lines, can we get more insulting and "mercenary" dialogue choices in the future? Most of the npc's are idiots and I would love to tell them that. When an NPC asks me to fight for their great and noble cause? My preferred response, "I get paid right?"

Being good all the time is 1-dimensional and boring AF. Let us be bad too. Some people will still want to see the goody-goody response choices and keep those, but really try balancing it out with mercenary and mean too.

And if I can smack Alphinaud in the head every damn time I answer him. That would be a bonus too.