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    Arngrim_Greyashe's Avatar
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    Grimnir Greywolfe
    World
    Balmung
    Main Class
    Dark Knight Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by Viscount View Post
    patch 5.3 was trash, just like the patches before it. Only thing that kept me coming back was the story and now its just a convoluted crapfest
    What's convoluted about it? Here's the expansion summed up real easy. Hero gets summoned to another world to help with too many lights. Heroes friends accidentally got picked up before the hero because cat boy can't figure out addresses. Anyways, heroe and his friends are in a new world. They fight monsters. True bad guy is revealed. True bad guy is pretty charismatic but he's bad guy. Hero and friends find rotund bad guy. Rotund bad guy turns into pretty bad guy and gets wiped. True bad guy is like "surprisedpikachu.jpg" and fights. True bad guy transforms and gets beat. Oh, I forgot, this whole time the hero has been removing lightbulbs in the sky. Anyways, with true bad guy defeated, his best friend shows up and is all "surprisedpikachu.jpg" and takes the body of old hero from this land. He then proceeds to duke it out with the hero, but not before he transforms into reference hero. Hero defeats reference hero / true bad guys best friend and then hero and friends go back to their world and take cat boy with them in a jar. The end.
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    Mikayla Rainstone
    World
    Lich
    Main Class
    White Mage Lv 80
    Quote Originally Posted by Arngrim_Greyashe View Post
    What's convoluted about it? Here's the expansion summed up real easy. Hero gets summoned to another world to help with too many lights. Heroes friends accidentally got picked up before the hero because cat boy can't figure out addresses. Anyways, heroe and his friends are in a new world. They fight monsters. True bad guy is revealed. True bad guy is pretty charismatic but he's bad guy. Hero and friends find rotund bad guy. Rotund bad guy turns into pretty bad guy and gets wiped. True bad guy is like "surprisedpikachu.jpg" and fights. True bad guy transforms and gets beat. Oh, I forgot, this whole time the hero has been removing lightbulbs in the sky. Anyways, with true bad guy defeated, his best friend shows up and is all "surprisedpikachu.jpg" and takes the body of old hero from this land. He then proceeds to duke it out with the hero, but not before he transforms into reference hero. Hero defeats reference hero / true bad guys best friend and then hero and friends go back to their world and take cat boy with them in a jar. The end.
    Best plot summary ever!
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