Hatching-tide: Shell-Shocked (04/10/2012)

[aikawananase]

GIMME 5 sentences and make people that slightly care drool for no reason then eventually MAYBE add it in 17 months.
fun.

[Funky]

TURTLE MOUNTS !!!

[3Jane]

Personally I would prefer another rather than turtles. Too much similarity to the mounts in Rift. Generally things different to the normal creatures seen in the game.

[Funky]

Rift'y turtle was scary...2 heads, nah that dont go in my book.
WoW turtle was ok, atleast in water.
Insanly huge Genbu mount....lol sure!

Seriously thou, medium size im game.

[Felis]

tldr, can someone sum up what it said?

Turtles arrived in Eorzea

[Urthdigger]

That story was adorable

[bobbygunz]

A new city state?

Near Eastern?

It's mentioned in some quests in game already. Off the top of my head, there is a quest in Limsa Lominsa by the ferry docks about it.

[Firon]

LoLGenbu!!

<Mother> aggro
<Zipacna> Again? man I just had to HP cuz of these noobs
<Mother> yeah, killed them, they weren't doin much damage.
<Zipacna> nice
<Mother> thx
<Byakko> someone pop me........
<Zipacna> lolUlli
<Ullikummi> stfu
<Mother> hahhaa
<Seiryu> ROFL
<Kirin> lol.

3mins later
<Mother> f**k, aggro again......same group
<Zipacna> lol GL
<Mother> killed slaves, got the puller though, idiots, going back out, brb
<Kirin> k.
<Genbu> sup guys
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Byakko> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU im getting tired of that nuts, seriously, makes me want to just quit.
<Kirin> lol/emoGenbu
<Genbu>
<Suzaku> ROFL!!!!
<Seriyu> awww nuts you made me get killed........
<Kirin> HAHA!
<Genbu> lol


<Mother> Aggro again........
<Zipacna> dude wtf, seriously..
<Mother> lol killed slaves, same as last time, brb
<Zipacna> gilsellers?
<Mother> no, but just as bad, Repetition rofl
<Kirin> LMAO
<Seiryu> lol
<Genbu> lol
<Mother> ...........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!

4minutes later

<Mother> LMAO just watched them aggro an Aura Gear and PLD died.
<Zipacna> LMAO!
<Kirin> lol
<Seiryu> hahaha
<Genbu> lol
<Leaping> .........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!!!!!!!!!!

4minutes later

<Mother> lol they won't give up
<Steam> I know...
<Zipacna> lol
<Olla> lol, sup
<Steam> Hey olla ^^
<Olla> yo, just got popped, gilsellers
<Steam> lol girrserrs gonna get pwnt
<Olla> gonna? already done, hahaha!
<Steam> lol noice!!
<Despot> Why don't people pop me anymore....
<Kirin> ........
<Zipacna> .......
<Seiryu> ........
<Steam> .....lolUlli
<Ullikummi> STFU
<Suzaku> LMAO
<Byakko> yeah STFU
<Kirin> LMAO!
<Nidhogg> LOL@SC dude I can't breathe
<Seriyu> lol

5minutes later
<Mother> f**king RNG is owning me and I cant hit this god d**n NIN
<Kirin> sounds like someone's goin' down.
<Seiryu> just die and drop so they can fight me.......they tried earlier and got pwnt harder than Genbu did by that soro RDM
<Kirin> LMAO!
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!!!!!!!

4minutes later
<Mother> dead ; ;
<Kirin> need r3?
<Mother> in a couple hours, gonna go to the store, later guys
<Genbu> peace
<Steam> later MG
<Suzaku> lata
<Kirin> Yo Suzy
<Suzaku> Yeah baby?
<Kirin> I need you and Yakko and Seriyu for a while
<Seiryu> pop?
<Suzaku> pop time?
<Kirin> yar, some noobs, Mosvani and his ls, we should be good.
<Suzaku> k
<Byakko> omw after this
<Seriyu> Stop lieing you havn't fought anyone in months
<Byakko> STFU!
<Suzaku> LMAO!!!!!!!!
<Kirin> rofl
<Seiryu> hahahaha

<Genbu> Hey...don't you need me too Kir?


15 seconds of silence......

<Sieryu> lolGenbu
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Byakko> lolGenbu
<espot> lolGenbu
<Kirin> lolGenbu
<Genbu> GOD d**nIT!!!!!!!!!
<Leaping> hahaha!



<Zipacna> Thepig just pulled me
<Byakko> gl
<Zipacna> {Easy Prey}
<Kirin> lolIRepetition
<Zipacna> lol Azyraphale just used invincible
<Byakko> lol you gonna stay on him?
<Zipacna> nah
<Zipacna> f**k this guy using cureIII, hold on

30 seconds later

<Zipacna> killed him
<Byakko> you ignored invincible??
<Zipacna> ya
<Fafnir> They'll call a GM on you if you do that.
<Zipacna> so?
<Fafnir> ......good point, carry on.
<Suzaku> lol

10minutes later

<Zipacna> pwnt
<Steam> lol nice, they just killed me
<Zipacna> revenge
<Zipacna> Looks like they raising for some more action
<Mother> back
<Genbu> wb
<Seiryu> wb
<Mother> thx, Kir you busy?
<Kirin> {Fighting Right Now!} Repetition members
<Mother> lol@3hr fight
<Kirin> I know.../sigh I need to skill up anyways.

5minutes later
<Zipacna> f**k they are doing better this time
<Mother> who?
<Zipacna> Repetition
<Byakko> lolRepetition
<Genbu> lolRepetition
<Wild> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!

15minutes later
<Zipacna> WTF they got me
<Seiryu> how...only 6? what setup?
<Zipacna> NIN RDM BLM PLD RNG BRD
<Seiryu> ....and that killed you how?
<Zipacna> enfeebled the f**k out of me the whole fight
<Kirin> lolenfeebls
<Zipacna> STFU
<Suzaku> lmao
<Byakko> hahahaha!
<Genbu> lol
<Tunnel> ..........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!


<Bubbly> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU
<Suzaku> oh kirin i love your manliness bang me hard!
<Suzaku> nuts mt >.>
<Suzaku> <.<
<Suzaku> >.>
<Kirin> >.>............. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Genbu> lol...
<Kirin>stfu genbu
<Suzaku> lolgenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!


After an LS defeats Kirin.
<Kirin> .........
<Suzaku> .......
<Seiryu> .........
<Byakko> ......
<Genbu? .......what?
<Kirin> You f**kin' suck dude.
<Suzaku> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
<Seiryu> HAHAHAH
<Genbu> god d**nit you act like I can take on the whole alliance....
<Byakko> dude....there was only 1 DRK left....everyone wiped.....and you had full HP...
<Genbu> STFU!!!
<Bubbling> lolGenbu
<Fenrir> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Genbu> That's IT IM f**kING LEAVING THE LS
<Kirin> bye Mr. Emo.
<Byakko> adios
<Seiryu> syonnara
<Suzaku> GTFO
<Kirin> LMAO

Genbu breaks linkshell.
<Kirin> He'll be back, rofl.
<Byakko> nuts even if he's not back idc, he blows
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Ullikummi> rofl

Genbu's Application for AdventurerHunters.
Name: Genbu
Race: Turtle
Rank: 5Sky 1Sea 1ToAU

Jeuno Access? No
3 City Access? No
ToAU Access? No

What do you think you'd contribute most to this LS? I can spend a lot of time with the LS once I get other things done, like missions and killing gilsellers.

Greatest accomplishment? Killed 2 PLDs who accidently popped me, only took 3 hours.

Goals? Beat that f**king RDM who keeps soloing me.




Adventurer Hunter LS discussion.

<Fafnir> lolGenbu applied for us.
<King> lmfao.....
<Simurgh> ughhhhh...
<Roc> rofl we should let him in.
<Fafnir> Why....just to make fun of him?
<Roc> ya
<Fafnir> WOOT ok.

Genbu is given a pearl to Adventurer Hunters.

<Genbu> Hey everyone!

45 seconds later.

<Genbu> I said Hi!
<Simurgh> oh...hey
<Roc> ya what he said..
Roc>> dude sim
>>Simurgh ya?
Roc>> say lolGenbu
>>Simurgh LMFAO you do it
<King> roflGenbu
Roc>> LMFAO
>>Simurgh LMFAO
<Fafnir> LOL dude...
<Genbu> zoned, what's up?
<King> rofl...nothing

Sky LS.

<Kirin> dude...
<Sieryu> where's your car?
<Byakko> lmao
<Kirin> stfu
<Suzaku> hahaha
<Kirin> I miss Genbu...
<Suzaku> lolGenbu.......so do I
<Leaping> but he f**king sucks
<Seiryu> rofl true
<Kirin> hahaha
<Tunnel> let's get him back
<Mother> Hey fellas
<Zipacna> sup...guys I might have to quit soon....
<Mother> What? why?....
<Kirin> lolGenbu left
<Mother> LMFAO
<Suzaku> rofl!!
<Zipacna> stfu
<Olla> ima go smoke some trees till he gets back, lata bruthas
<Kirin> later...
Olla Leaves.
<Kirin> that guy's weird...
<Sieryu> lol!
<Byakko> lol yeah
<Mother> lolUlli
<Ullikummi> stfu!!
<Suzaku> hahahaha

Adventurer Hunters

<Genbu> So guys, what's on the menu for tonight?
<King> turtle...






<Fafnir> LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Simurgh> OMG lmao!!!
<Roc> rofl
<Alkyoneus> that's so f**ked up...
<King> stfu Alkynfaliiogjewagijouhglkjhdasslkjgh
<Roc> lmao
<Fafnir> alky's emo
Alkyoneus has left the LS.
<Simurgh> LMAO
<Genbu> lol
<Fafnir> .......
<Simurgh> ......
<King> ......
<Genbu> what?
<Bune> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!!!!!!!

[Colino]

GIMME 5 sentences and make people that slightly care drool for no reason then eventually MAYBE add it in 17 months.
fun.

Remember how excited we were last year when we thought they'd hatch into Chocobos?

We're still just as gullible and pathetic as then... I wonder what we'll expect from next year's event.

[Avraym]

LoLGenbu!!

ROLE PLAYER. QUICK EVERYONE THROW STONES.