Hokay, so, I have an incredible, but used, idea that was used many years ago.
Now, Simian Thrash, as we all know it, sucks ass, well, there are a few things we can do to make it not so OP but awesome at the same time.
-Remove the Evade parameter
-Get rid of the giant purple sun
-Make the animation look like
THIS with the whole body bouncing around like crazy.
-Finish the mob off like
THIS
Now that we have that covered, what do you all think?
Brilliant? I know, that's because all my inputs are awesome, there's just no getting around it.
On a serious not; Just get rid of having to evade and change the purple sun into something that won't give my fellow players a seizure.