let me join the garlean empire

[TeraRamis]

The problem with the Garleans is that they are arguably the most incompetent Empire or Empire-proxy in the history of Final Fantasy (and there are some pretty low bars out there, let's be honest. I mean, good grief - the Shinra Corporation essentially devolves into comic relief once you get out of Midgar, and they're still way more capable than these guys are). So while I like the notion of breaking with the Scions; with the three kingdoms; even with Hydaelyn - whom I am convinced is no less evil than Zodiark - these guys probably aren't a team I want to sign up for.

I would also be in favor of eliminating all catboys, however. I am convinced that the only way you get more Miqo'te are to breed the girls with Hyur males - the cat boys being too metrosexual to do anything but stand in the middle of Ul'dah and pose while whining in shout.