Quote Originally Posted by Packetdancer View Post
I'm assuming the "You already have the game, idiot" line isn't verbatim, or I'm going to question the legitimacy of that launcher.

More seriously, I'd be curious what the contents of the "FFXIV_BOOT.cfg" file in the "My Games\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn" directory under your Documents directory are. (Specifically the "EulaAgreementNT", "EulaAgreement", and "EulaAgreementExBitArray32" values.)
Adding to that, there are several other entries that might need to be looked at too, specifically 'StartupCompleted'. But yeah, open the 'FFXIV_BOOT.cfg' file (it should open automatically in Notepad, if it doesn't you may need to associate .cfg format files to open with Notepad in Windows), and check the relevant entries have the correct values beside them (sometimes a bug or glitch can cause these values to be changed without your knowledge).