Every time I go to the Gold Saucer, I feel like I'm in Vegas... a cleaner, friendlier Vegas, but Vegas nonetheless. And, for me, no trip to the desert is complete without staying in some gaudy, palace-like bedroom (replete with a wine cooler priced to decommission your kids' college plans).
I know this is stupid, and would serve no purpose whatsoever, but I'd love it if the Gold Saucer had lodgings - if not hotel rooms, than a housing district.