The Twelve Days of Ifrit

[Rikitiki]

I dunno, my LS liked it. Thought I'd share. :P

(inspired by this picture )

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On the first day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
A fragment of dark matter

On the second day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the third day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the fourth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the fifth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Five ~ Fire ~ Shards
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the sixth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Six gyves a-closing
Five ~ Fire ~ Shards
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the seventh day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Seven drakes a-flaming
Six gyves a-closing
Five ~ Fire ~ Shards
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the eighth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Eight tapers burning
Seven drakes a-flaming
Six gyves a-closing
Five ~ Fire ~ Shards
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the ninth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
NIne lizards dancing
Eight tapers burning
Seven drakes a-flaming
Six gyves a-closing
Five ~ Fire ~ Shards
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the tenth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Ten cobalt arrows
NIne lizards dancing
Eight tapers burning
Seven drakes a-flaming
Six gyves a-closing
Five ~ Fire ~ Shards
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the eleventh day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten cobalt arrows
NIne lizards dancing
Eight tapers burning
Seven drakes a-flaming
Six gyves a-closing
Five ~ Fire ~ Shards
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a fragment of dark matter

On the twelfth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me~~
Twelve drubbers drubbing
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten cobalt arrows
Nine lizards dancing
Eight tapers burning
Seven drakes a-flaming
Six gyves a-closing
Five ~ Fire ~ Shards~~
Four halbardiers
Three chandlers
Two bronze amalj'oks
And a frag~ment of dark ma~tter~~

[Lux_Rayna]

My god this is stupid.

But I was entertained, +1 for you lol

[Bobjohnson]

A more correct version of the song would just have you receiving Dark Matter for every day.

[LemmingKingXXX]

On the 200th day of Ifrit, the Primal gave to me:
1 Inferno Totem, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 5 Maids a Milking, 6 G-5 D-M, 7 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, 4 G-5 D-M, 2 G-5 D-M, 8 G-5 D-M, 10 G-5 D-M, 3 G-5 D-M, And the 10th pair of claws I have re-ceived

[Sophia]

That was amusing you get a like

[DeadRiser]

Love it. Was totally singing it out loud

[Platinumstorm]

On the first day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
A fragment of dark matter

On the second day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the third day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the fourth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the fifth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Five fragments of dark matter
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two bronze fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the sixth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Six fragments of dark matter
Five fragments of dark matter
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the seventh day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Seven fragments of dark matter
Six fragments of dark matter
Five fragments of dark matter
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the eighth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Eight fragments of dark matter
Seven fragments of dark matter
Six fragments of dark matter
Five fragments of dark matter
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the ninth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
NIne fragments of dark matter
Eight fragments of dark matter
Seven fragments of dark matter
Six fragments of dark matter
Five fragments of dark matter
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the tenth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Ten fragments of dark matter
NIne fragments of dark matter
Eight tfragments of dark matter
Seven fragments of dark matter
Six fragments of dark matter
Five fragments of dark matter
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the eleventh day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me,
Eleven fragments of dark matter
Ten fragments of dark matter
NIne fragments of dark matter
Eight fragments of dark matter
Seven fragments of dark matter
Six fragments of dark matter
Five fragments of dark matter
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a fragment of dark matter

On the twelfth day of Ifrit the Amal'jaa gave to me~~
Twelve gil
Eleven fragments of dark matter
Ten fragments of dark matter
Nine fragments of dark matter
Eight fragments of dark matter
Seven fragments of dark matter
Six fragments of dark matter
Five fragments of dark matter
Four fragments of dark matter
Three fragments of dark matter
Two fragments of dark matter
And a frag~ment of dark ma~tter~~

[prymortal]

Yesterday Ifrit gave to me 88 pieces of dark matter. That is all!