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    Has nobody told Stephanivien his outfit is an injury waiting to happen?

    (Mild MCH spoilers)
    Don't get me wrong, Stephanivien's a pretty capable guy, but those big, loose sleeves are just asking to get caught in machinery, and that wide-open collar is practically an invitation for hot sparks, metal shavings, and spent firearm cartridges to find their way inside his shirt. He's got goggles, gloves, and closed-toed shoes, so he's not a complete liability working in his beloved skysteel manufactory, but his shirt is the exact opposite of personal protective equipment. Ishgard clearly doesn't have any sort of Occupational Safety and Health Administration, or else all they would have had to do if they wanted to thwart the machinists guild was Report Stephanivien for dangerous workplace practices.
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    I wouldn't mind if he tripped and fell into one of his machines. I'm sure there would be a satisfying crunch and squish as the metal gears made quick work of him. Maybe Hilda and Joye can try and rescue him but get pulled into the machinery as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodric View Post
    I wouldn't mind if he tripped and fell into one of his machines. I'm sure there would be a satisfying crunch and squish as the metal gears made quick work of him. Maybe Hilda and Joye can try and rescue him but get pulled into the machinery as well.
    For listing Machinist as your main class, you sure don't like many other Machinists...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazjtk View Post
    For listing Machinist as your main class, you sure don't like many other Machinists...
    I like my turret. Does that count?
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    Tristain Archambeau
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazjtk View Post
    For listing Machinist as your main class, you sure don't like many other Machinists...
    Isn't that why they build robots?
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    When the game's story becomes self-aware:


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    Avi Taro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodric View Post
    I wouldn't mind if he tripped and fell into one of his machines. I'm sure there would be a satisfying crunch and squish as the metal gears made quick work of him. Maybe Hilda and Joye can try and rescue him but get pulled into the machinery as well.
    Well that's... a bit grim o.o
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    "Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can." - Elyas Machera, The Wheel of Time

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    Kiro Isamu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodric View Post
    I wouldn't mind if he tripped and fell into one of his machines. I'm sure there would be a satisfying crunch and squish as the metal gears made quick work of him. Maybe Hilda and Joye can try and rescue him but get pulled into the machinery as well.
    Jesus you sure like it when things get messy lol
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    Krotoan Argaviel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodric View Post
    I wouldn't mind if he tripped and fell into one of his machines. I'm sure there would be a satisfying crunch and squish as the metal gears made quick work of him. Maybe Hilda and Joye can try and rescue him but get pulled into the machinery as well.
    You leave Hilda out of this. She's done nothing but struggle!
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    WHERE IS THIS KETTLE EVERYONE KEEPS INTRODUCING ME TO?

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    Chisato Nishikigi
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    maybe he just love danger
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    When i see a Lalafell character wearing a cute glam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodric View Post
    I wouldn't mind if he tripped and fell into one of his machines. I'm sure there would be a satisfying crunch and squish as the metal gears made quick work of him. Maybe Hilda and Joye can try and rescue him but get pulled into the machinery as well.
    This really grinds my gears.
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