Request: Save the prostitutes.

[Riv]

I don't post here. Ever. But I've always been an avid forum reader, and I just had to say...

This thread made me spew Mountain Dew out my nose. All over my netbook.

That is all.

That's sick.

[Majidah]

I don't post here. Ever. But I've always been an avid forum reader, and I just had to say...

This thread made me spew Mountain Dew out my nose. All over my netbook.

That is all.

hey thats really his first comment! thee-hee
the gals popped his cherry!

IDEA FOR A QUEST...!

[ZethLyons]

....Seriously?

Oh, oh! And maybe we should also add cool cars! And you can zoom around Ul'dah and drop grenades out of the windows! And then pick up one of the Miqo'te prostitutes and drive behind the Arrzaneth Ossuary and then the car will rock back and forth! And I think they should add the 'f' word into every sentence of every cut scene, while they speak of 'families' and then all NPCs should give quests to go and kill someone and steal their cash because said person-to-be-killed slept with the original NPC's wife!

And then they should rename the game Grand Theft Auto XIV.

Genius!

[Maeili]

....Seriously?

Oh, oh! And maybe we should also add cool cars! And you can zoom around Ul'dah and drop grenades out of the windows! And then pick up one of the Miqo'te prostitutes and drive behind the Arrzaneth Ossuary and then the car will rock back and forth! And I think they should add the 'f' word into every sentence of every cut scene, while they speak of 'families' and then all NPCs should give quests to go and kill someone and steal their cash because said person-to-be-killed slept with the original NPC's wife!

And then they should rename the game Grand Theft Auto XIV.

Genius!

Is it bad that I imagined a lalafell doing all that?

[Maxwell]

Lets not forget the ones with a little bit less attention:



Save them too ! Taking away those NPCs would be like the US alchool prohibition or the US war on drugs. Pointless.

[Dragon]

Oh I figured haha and yes Molly I hate internet memes lol or rather the 4chan ones D: It seems to be promoting more and more socially inept people but that is another topic =X /runsandhides wheee

Babydoll, why'd you go n replace your siggy!? The /airquotes one was much better.

....Seriously?

Oh, oh! And maybe we should also add cool cars! And you can zoom around Ul'dah and drop grenades out of the windows! And then pick up one of the Miqo'te prostitutes and drive behind the Arrzaneth Ossuary and then the car will rock back and forth! And I think they should add the 'f' word into every sentence of every cut scene, while they speak of 'families' and then all NPCs should give quests to go and kill someone and steal their cash because said person-to-be-killed slept with the original NPC's wife!

And then they should rename the game Grand Theft Auto XIV.

Genius!

What the hell have you been smoking?

[Innes]

/signed.

Total appreciation for adult themed NPCs, especially the wenches. Add some candy for the 1% female gamers too yes?

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

Vildebrande is eye candy. *has him pose*

[ZethLyons]

What the hell have you been smoking?

Apparently, I've had some "let's-put-prostitutes-into-a-Final-Fantasy-game" smoke wafted into my nostrils.

*looks to the sky* What is wrong with the world...?

[Andrien]

The Hostess Bar, with the kinky girls will be totally cool in this game. It can all be centered around the Gold Saucer/Casino area. We can play and bet on our Chocobo races, play card games, and even Pankration. Yes Pankration.