Crazy Personal Headcanons

[Rannie]

So I'm just sitting here at work half bored out of my mind.... and this thought popped up in my head... Azem could teleport any one to him when ever he needed help, while its great and all it could be bad too...


Picture it Azem and some of his friends are getting their asses handed to them, so he decides to summon his two closest friends... Hytholodaeus and Emet Selch. He does so... Hythlodaeus appears and then Emet... Emets dripping wet and wearing nothing but a towel having just finished bathing...

Hytholodaeus breaks out in laughter... Emet is grumbling and Azem is just like... Oops....

Edit: i really need to find a way to keep myself occupied on this overnight shift...

[Alleluia]

Edit: i really need to find a way to keep myself occupied on this overnight shift...

Write that buddy comedy fic. I'd read it. lol

[ShadowMeowth]

So I'm just sitting here at work half bored out of my mind.... and this thought popped up in my head... Azem could teleport any one to him when ever he needed help, while its great and all it could be bad too...


Picture it Azem and some of his friends are getting their asses handed to them, so he decides to summon his two closest friends... Hytholodaeus and Emet Selch. He does so... Hythlodaeus appears and then Emet... Emets dripping wet and wearing nothing but a towel having just finished bathing...

Hytholodaeus breaks out in laughter... Emet is grumbling and Azem is just like... Oops....

Edit: i really need to find a way to keep myself occupied on this overnight shift...

Incidentally, while not exactly your word-by-word scenario, I drew this thing a few days ago, inspired more or less by the same thought. I believe everyone agrees that Azem dragged both Hades and Hyth to all of their boss battles. xD

[Alleluia]

Gotta love how happy Hythlodaeus is that his duty que popped. XD

[SilverArrow20XX]

Before settling down in Silvertear, Midgardsormr dropped his kids off in the Churning Mists.
All seven of the first brood as dragonlings lived together there, and ruled over the native moogles as gods.
They are the gods mentioned in the Good King Mog story that the moogles served before descending the rope after the First Calamity.
Bahamut and Tiamat eventually moved out together to found the Meracydian dragon colony, while Azdaja and Vrtra moved to somewhere else.
Hraesvalgr, Nidhogg, and Ratatoskr stayed in the area their whole lives.

[Turethir]

Louisoix would gently pat Thancred on the head as a sign of affection when he was growing up in Sharlayan. As Thancred never knew his parents and had never experienced much physical affection himself outside of this, it's why this is his go-to expression of how he cares for Ryne.

[ShadowMeowth]

This is a rather bittersweet thing and more a question than a headcanon, but I wonder if in one or more of the many lives Emet-Selch spent amongst mortals and had families and sired children and everything (and I do headcanon him having walked every path of life as a mortal from emperor to pauper, he has lived enough to do so) he got to form a family or be friends with some of our previous reincarnations. I mean, I doubt we were always reborn to be an active Warrior of Light.

Also to more bittersweet feels I would headcanon that since inevitably Emet would outlive every single one of our mortal reincarnations, if he was part indeed of some of these past lives, he would have been by our side in our final moments to be the one to guide our soul safely to the Lifestream / Underworld.

Great. Now I got emotional. Damn my mind. ;;

[Vyrerus]

This is a rather bittersweet thing and more a question than a headcanon, but I wonder if in one or more of the many lives Emet-Selch spent amongst mortals and had families and sired children and everything (and I do headcanon him having walked every path of life as a mortal from emperor to pauper, he has lived enough to do so) he got to form a family or be friends with some of our previous reincarnations. I mean, I doubt we were always reborn to be an active Warrior of Light.

Also to more bittersweet feels I would headcanon that since inevitably Emet would outlive every single one of our mortal reincarnations, if he was part indeed of some of these past lives, he would have been by our side in our final moments to be the one to guide our soul safely to the Lifestream / Underworld.

Great. Now I got emotional. Damn my mind. ;;

I imagine that something like that would be too painful to live through again and again and be a distraction from his work, so I muse that the Ascians tailor made races that could not naturally accept ancient souls with their knowledge and ability to apply the Echo. Races like the Garleans and whatever the Allagans/Ronkans were. But that's just a potshot in the dark.

[SannaR]

It does make me wonder if Emet tried to search for us or for our other friend throughout time. Heck I wonder if Elidibus tried to find us as he seems to have wanted to be like us.

Like I wonder if Amon's making of Xande and the rest super tall was his own doing or if a certain person whispered in their ear. You know in the hopes that a taller body would mean they'd regain their ability to creation magics. Along with why he chose Garleans.

Oh man could you imagine Emet or the other two having try number 500 self recordings like Michael did at the beginning of the Good place? I mean how often in the beginning did they try to remember things pre-sundering.

[Morningstar1337]

This inquiry also had me wonder if that included our previous life and that if he was the reason Hydaelyn decided to give us her Blessing. As the Lifestream was both their domains in a sense I think he'd might've been in contact with the mothercrystal despite their obvious enmity.

Also because of said emity that Hades would prolly have to find that incarnation in a real desperate situation to warrant coming to hissworn enemy for help in the first place.