(Surface Slap)(Momora Mora)
MSQ
Goodness gracious those empty holes in the fishing log are so disgusting to look at.
It's always fascinating to hear about what kinds of dreams other people have because I'm not terribly good at remembering any of my own. Perhaps they're too mundane to distinguish from reality.
ANAMNESIS
These things don't come with instruction manuals, do they? Though even if they did, I'm afraid it wouldn't be of much help here, for the typewriter-bangers fancy to succeed where numbers beyond counting have failed. Nonquestions beget nonanswers and even a Buddha-natured dog cannot solve a nonexistent chicken and egg riddle.
The idle animation is a bit, uh... tasteless? True to life, but still...
WERLYT
Mmm, beef taco MREs.
The noise of background banter is one those things you tend to take for granted. Despite the dumpsterfire that Eureka was, the shout chat trashtalk was a jolly good blast from the past.
Forward sweep and variable geometry, that's doublepluscool. And canards, yeah, canards make everything look cooler.
EDEN I
We can't all be rain men, but even I know that a thousand thousand is nowhere near close to a quadrillion.
Special snowflakes don't need no fact checking. They're too busy waking up the sheeple to go and ask the persons involved if they got it right. I would have sold a kidney for a chance to dropkick that skank off the mountain.
And another to toss whatshisname waifubait into a meatgrinder. Cardboard cutouts that only exist to fellate some manchild's fragile little ego aren't people. Or even characters. They're nothing more than insulting wastes of screentime.
STEWARDS
Sirmadam? Doesn't he see that- ah, I see, I see.
The preference for consuming prose in a tangible form is sometimes a hindrance when it comes to putting the pieces together. As comprehensive as the available commentaries are, reading secondhand information about something isn't quite the same as experiencing it yourself. But for the time being it'll have to do.
The other side I know, though I wonder if I'm reading it right. How far in advance was it planned?
EDEN II
Even though most of the guests made it in time for a serving of clearance sale cake and sparkling water it must have been a bad day for the master of ceremonies. It took so long to light the candles that some of them had almost burned down before the whole set was on fire.
It's mind-boggling how eager some are to sing the praises of third-rate isekai tripe like this.
YoRHa
[This is an unwinnable fight.][Notwithstanding,][give it one more go.]
Hearing people parrot lines they can't even recognize as references isn't fun. And neither is seeing them lose their marbles over some crude namedrops you can google in a minute. It's both depressing and funny in equal measure, but not fun.
A complaint is a complaint, an allusion only through a blind stroke of luck that wouldn't come to the light of day until long after the fact.
From south to north the three dragons of Eurus deliver three doubles, a triple triplet and a pair of quarters totaling three myriads, two kilos and three ares. Nooblord, adjust.