I think honestly the reason why I'm upset about the results is fourfold

1. People don't actually care and just wanted the red suit because most are too lazy to go and get red dye, or they don't read the quest text anyway.
2. Astrid was already a known character + a girl so all but gureenteed.
3. Looking at the other two quest conclusions, they all fail but at least the other two are "funny". Bert's ends up with him actually getting a new hobby (by mistake!) and blue guy has him being helped with hygiene. This one has him being essicentally a slave in an abusive relationship....
4. The other two didn't win anywhere else, which seeing them would have been a perfect use of World Visit or alts, but nah.