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....why does this sound familiar?

Java Update available. Click here to either update or have us remind you again in 12 seconds.

If you change a file name extension, the file might become unusable. After all, you're too stupid to change the file extension back if things go south. Are you sure you want to change it?

Windows 10 update available. We're basically like Java, except you can't uninstall us.

Oh, right. I forgot, FFXIV is software, and software is annoying.