[Request] Roulette Conscription!

[Theodric]

Oh god, the prospect of Aurum Vale alone would make me quit the game. Sod it, let's cut out the middle man, random Aurum Vale runs, a group of people is selected at random to run Aurum Vale. The reward is in getting to run...no, I cannot even joke about this. I hate Aurum Vale.

Aurum Vale is legitimately my favourite ARR dungeon. I'm still sad we're unlikely to ever see Aurum Vale (Hard) manifest.

[Lauront]

Aurum Vale is legitimately my favourite ARR dungeon. I'm still sad we're unlikely to ever see Aurum Vale (Hard) manifest.

Imagine, double the trash pack density.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Imagine, double the trash pack density.

Morbols. Morbols everywhere.

[Tlamila]

Aurum Vale is legitimately my favourite ARR dungeon. I'm still sad we're unlikely to ever see Aurum Vale (Hard) manifest.

Where instead of just eating the fruit you have to make a pie out of it every few stacks.

[Crushnight]

Nah not needed me thinks

Grats on the marriage Theo, is it Lauront? or secret lover? dun dun dun

[Saefinn]

Why do you hurt me so?

[Kytrin]

Rofl, how about no? And not just no, Ifrit extreme inferno level no.

Furious would not even begin to describe my reaction to something like this. I do plenty of things outside of stupid roulettes I would be pissed to be dragged away from. To say nothing of what would happen if I got a notice like that two minutes before I had to head to work, and thus got locked out of rewards I might've had time for later. Maybe. If I wasn't already working on a different project.

So no, you can drop this idea right into the darkest part of the Tempest thanks!

[Palibun]

Sorry, but if i wanna run something i'll queue myself, having my story progress halted and gathering interrupt would be obnoxious af.
Especially if im thrown into Toto Rak or Aurum Vale *shivers*

Please get yourself checked out my man D:

[JohnSpawnVFX]

Wouldn't work because it would invalidate any other content besides roulettes?

Oh, you're going to craft for a bit? Nope, gotta go run Orbonne
You want to gather for a couple of hours? Negative, go help people fill up for A12
You'd like to run some hunts or Eureka? Can't, there's people trying to run Sohm Al Hard.

[SenorPatty]

A bored Theo is a bad Theo.

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