Critical hit! Direct hit!

[Malmstrom]

The rest is worthless!

I hope SE takes a hard look at secondary stats one day and does something about how boring they are.

CRITICAL HIT AND DIRECT HIT AND NOTHING ELSE MAKES FURIOUS A DULL GIRL
CRITICAL HIT AND DIRECT HIT AND NOTHING ELSE MAKES FURIOUS A DULL GIRL
CRITICAL HIT AND DIRECT HIT AND NOTHING ELSE MAKES FURIOUS A DULL GIRL
CRITICAL HIT AND DIRECT HIT AND NOTHING ELSE MAKES FURIOUS A DULL GIRL