Quote Originally Posted by Enkidoh View Post

They're very lazy though and spend most of their time just lying around drinking while they wait for their 'mistress' to summon them, yet Enki can't punish or fire them, as she is just far too kind a master for her own good.
I'm not as kind, and have been known to fire underperforming retainers. I know it's rng, but this is a RP thread and as a retainer employer, I can't sustain my business by coddling the sorry tears of my employees. I'm south parks version of Mickey mouse up in there. "Go out there make and me some %#@$ money!