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Thread: Are we evil?

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    Are we evil?

    I think we might be a bit shady now:

    Skybuilders' Adder


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    Venomous snakes are something of a rarity in Ishgard, so the skybuilders have ordered that some be delivered from the Azim Steppe to help improve morale. Workers displaying a lack of enthusiasm will be given some time in “the pit” to rediscover their commitment to the cause.

    We willingly supply poisonous snakes for 'motivational' torture.

    Yea that seems sketchy at best.
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    Become the Warrior of Darkness.
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    Gotta motivate those sluggards you know.
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    This one is beyond your help. Only sleep can save her now.

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    that is not evil, they shouldn't be unmotivated, they choose to go to the pit.
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    I can only assume this is one of the occasional witty-but-not-actually-logical flavour texts that shouldn't be taken as canon. Sometimes - not often but sometimes - they directly contradict what you know about the item from the quest.

    We're using the snakes directly as ingredients in crafting the items, after all.
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    I blame human nature.
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    I think we're going to have to have a few words with Francel about this....
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    Aaaaannnd now I just had a mental image of Lahabrea walking into a store called Bodies R Us and trying on different humans.... >.<

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    Venat was right.

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    This is literally just Koji Fox being Koji Fox and having too much fun with localization flavor text.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkidoh View Post
    I think we're going to have to have a few words with Francel about this....
    Oh gods, there's a terror hiding behind that boyish face.
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    Someone's clearly been having fun writing up the flavor text for the Skybuilders' items.
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