Now that butt enhancing gear is a thing, can we get bulge enhancing gear someday?

[Theodric]

Apparently wanting your character to look physically better makes you a second life pervert. Good to know. Please take that reddit toxicity elsewhere..

Yeah, it's a strange stance for people to take. There's nothing necessarily lewd about it, either. Many men simply want their character to conform to basic anatomy. We don't even have proper nipples for our characters.

[SamSmoot]

I'm in firm agreement. Overwatch gives some of the male characters a bulge for the outfits where it makes sense. FFXIV should do it too.

So, why would anyone want to enhance the size of their waste disposal parts?

[JowyAtreides]

I'd prefer their resources went elsewhere to be honest.

[CookiesNCreams]

So, why would anyone want to enhance the size of their waste disposal parts?

I know, right? It’s so weird and perverted. Why would anyone want to do anything like increase the size of their character’s breasts?....oh wait....

[rachcouture]

Coming in 5.3. Bulge-enhancing Kaine panties. You heard it here first.

I'm pretty sure Kaine has big tuck energy given her in-game model.

[SamSmoot]

Why would anyone want to do anything like increase the size of their character’s breasts?....oh wait....

Obviously, to provide more milk to feed a baby or two, Except there are no babies in the game, so it's pointless..

[TheMightyMollusk]

Flotation devices in the event of another Calamity of Water.

[SenorPatty]

Too bad Yoko Taro isn't a permanent addition to the FF14 tem. All manner of sliders would have been yesterday's problem and he'd be already allocation resources to a fully interactive erp brothel by now.


Of course, the servers would probably be broken and combat content would be delayed by god knows how long and SE's budget would be waaaay into the red but it'd be a small price to pay.

[CookiesNCreams]

Too bad Yoko Taro isn't a permanent addition to the FF14 tem. All manner of sliders would have been yesterday's problem and he'd be already allocation resources to a fully interactive erp brothel by now.


Of course, the servers would probably be broken and combat content would be delayed by god knows how long and SE's budget would be waaaay into the red but it'd be a small price to pay.

I’m surprised nobody has made a “Why can’t we have Butt Items Instead of Butt Sliders” thread. That would actually have my vote since they seem to not want to do a butt slider. Heck, I can actually see that making its way to a live letter if someone makes it.

[Zarabeth]

Would rather they update the faces and character textures/higher polygons.

Butts do nothing for me, so yay for people who wanted that i guess (boobs aren't really that important either). Who seriously ever notices a guys bulge in normal clothes though... Like, is that what people look for these days?

Perhaps those who are under-endowed in rl need this? Sounds ridiculous to me but I'm a woman.