The Slice is Right

[JamieRose]

Putting the shuffle phase aside, there's no combination of slices that results in a pattern that's impossible to dodge (maybe if literally all 4 bamboos were the circle aoe, but I don't think that's possible). They can all be avoided with good enough reflexes.

Which is actually pretty neat, because it's just a gold saucer game, but some patterns are close to ultimate level tuning. Ultimate predation in uwu is similar but easier due to having less randomness, and intermission 2 in a8s is another similar mechanic that's probably about on par in terms of difficulty.

This is some pretty hardcore denial here. I know from experience that if you're on the wrong side of the place and they all come down at once toward you that you are not getting out of the way in time and there's no safe place to stand. That is 100% luck based BS.

Like I said before. You know damn well Typhoon is all about luck, but at least it's not pretending to be skill.

[Myon88]

This is some pretty hardcore denial here.

The only thing hardcore here is how angry you are despite being wrong, haha.

Think about it logically, in the phases with 1, 2, and 3 bamboos, even all of them being circle aoes doesn't completely cover the whole arena so it's impossible for any pattern to be.. impossible. I've never seen all 4 bamboos turn into circles either, and as long as one of them is a line, there is somewhere in the arena that is safe - as long as you see it and get there in time.

In fact, if something random can be hard enough to make you think it's cheating and 'impossible', that's kind of a good thing isn't it? You couldn't ask for higher praise.

[JamieRose]

The only thing hardcore here is how angry you are despite being wrong, haha.

Think about it logically, in the phases with 1, 2, and 3 bamboos, even all of them being circle aoes doesn't completely cover the whole arena so it's impossible for any pattern to be.. impossible. I've never seen all 4 bamboos turn into circles either, and as long as one of them is a line, there is somewhere in the arena that is safe - as long as you see it and get there in time.

In fact, if something random can be hard enough to make you think it's cheating and 'impossible', that's kind of a good thing isn't it? You couldn't ask for higher praise.

So if you didn't see it, it didn't happen. Okay, that's not troll logic.