2 MINUTES???

[Hysterior]

Bus driver:
I waited 8 minutes for your ridiculous kids to get in.
I'm driving, I take a nap for 2 minutes. When I get back I have been sentenced to jail!
What the hell cant I just take a 2-minute rest when driving? Is this some sort of stupid, sick joke?
This is absolutely ridiculous! I just went to take a small nap!
I didn't wander off and make a sandwich or some equally time-consuming thing to purposefully be afk during a trip!

[Berteaux_Braumegain]

That's why you take your bathroom break during the "ridiculous" 8 minute queue instead of from your team's active time.

Everyone knows that your queue will pop before you get back if you take a bathroom break during it. That's just science.

[Fynlar]

I'd have vote dismissed you for afk after 30 seconds.

Check out the internet tryhard over here.

I've had respawn timers in pvp go longer than 30 seconds before.

[St0rmchild]

Check out the internet tryhard over here.

I've had respawn timers in pvp go longer than 30 seconds before.

Check out the person ignorant of party status here, I can see your HP status in group information.
(Besides, if you have a 30+ second respawn timer that means you've already died 6+ times so you probably weren't helping much anyway)

[KageTokage]

Was the two minute auto-kick timer always in place or was it added in response to people trying to just AFK through matches?

[Erendis]

Check out the person ignorant of party status here, I can see your HP status in group information.
(Besides, if you have a 30+ second respawn timer that means you've already died 6+ times so you probably weren't helping much anyway)

I try really hard to help, but I really suck at pvp so dieing 6 times would not be a surprise for me...

[Eli85]

OP, you deciding to go AFK, mid-match, royally screws over your team in a PvP match. The auto-kick was absolutely justified. If anything, the auto-kick should come quicker.

[Gurney]

What happened to pee buckets?

Gatorade bottle and a poop sock is all you need.

[JohnnyDevo]

I mean sure you may have had 8 minutes of your time wasted, but you wasted a cumulative 14 minutes of your 7 teammates' time. So who's the real villain here?

[monk-dps]

I mean sure you may have had 8 minutes of your time wasted, but you wasted a cumulative 14 minutes of your 7 teammates' time. So who's the real villain here?

M.Bison and his need to want pig tails is.