Bus driver:
I waited 8 minutes for your ridiculous kids to get in.
I'm driving, I take a nap for 2 minutes. When I get back I have been sentenced to jail!
What the hell cant I just take a 2-minute rest when driving? Is this some sort of stupid, sick joke?
This is absolutely ridiculous! I just went to take a small nap!
I didn't wander off and make a sandwich or some equally time-consuming thing to purposefully be afk during a trip!