If running a parser makes you cynical and depressed, why do it?

[Alynn]

I'm well aware that you're not OK with new players just wanting to have fun. Fortunately for them what you're OK with isn't what determines what they're obligated to do and what they're allowed to find fun. The story dungeons are scaled as they are specifically so new players can be "just here for fun," and the content will still get done without issue. That's an option SE wanted new players who are only really interested in the story to have.

Not everyone has the same concept of fun that you do. So, your best option is to accept that, take the rewards that SE gives you for running roulettes with "those people," and go about your business without any impulsive need to fix other players unnecessarily.

So this is what it boils down to lol.

Props to Vidu for having the patience of a saint bc I can't cope and whatever type of logic I write down gets read superficially and then forgotten. How dare you try to help players learn their rotation and break bad habits >: (. Just eat the 45 minute dungeon time bc you're getting tomes and free exp for carrying people who have zero interest in doing their part because the content doesn't belong to you even though we all pay for the same thing, you anti-fun elitist wenches >: (