If running a parser makes you cynical and depressed, why do it?

[Lambdafish]

I always like to roll out this video in topics like this:

https://youtu.be/3-WXYg-S05U (6:04)

FYI, the reason that 3rd party tools are outright banned and not allowed to be talked about is because they don't want to encourage a disparity between PC and PS4 players, the reason they don't want to add an in-game parser is because they don't want to take a stance on requiring high numbers in their easymode game.

Remember this is the same Dev team that were paranoid that resetting cooldowns on wipe would be highly exploited, and that setting an ilvl for levelling dungeons wasnt feasible. Yoshi P knows the value of parsers, and the rules are there to cover the Dev teams ass, not right a wrong.

I imagine this applies to things like client side glamour mods as well.