Does anyone play this game on dial up Internet?

[DumdogsWorld]

I play entirely by throwing rocks at the nearest power line and tapping out my commands in Morse code.

It's really tiring on the shoulders.

I don't know how on Earth you inspired me to do this, but now I want to play this game with a toaster. Maybe I'll take apart an old keyboard and solder some wires to the inside of a modern toaster with a bunch of buttons on it.