New job - Collegian

[Shirokami]

[PARODY]

Since game already has summoners, scholars and now academician, friend from FC and I decided to give it a try and come up with an idea for yet another job based on Arcanist and - this is what we came up with!

<Leyrisa Is'hjerte> btw I think we need one more new job based on Arcanist. We got Summoner, scholar, academician... we need collegian too
<Leyrisa Is'hjerte> collegians would have unique perk of being able to team up into fraternities and sororities, and work with bards and dancers as well as monks to evolve into unique drunken kung fu fusion
<Teoa Moshroca> sadly they come from a land where dancers are not as revered and more witnessed; as well as prone to sexual harassment claims. And bards are part of a great guild known as the Jockeys of the Disc.
<Leyrisa Is'hjerte> and their grimoires would be left at home because who can be bothered to carry books to the class?
<Teoa Moshroca> Keepers of the Moon Collegians are revered for their ability to withstand the nights; whilst Keepers of the Son are seen with concern and confusion as to how they are sober at that hour
<Teoa Moshroca> seekers of the sun*
<Leyrisa Is'hjerte> "where's my son?!" - "Keepers have him"
<Leyrisa Is'hjerte> Ishgard would be natural starting point since they have the scholasticate. They could also be behind the protest to take down the old regime since they seem to like protesting these days
<Teoa Moshroca> that's what began the fraternity wars; you had collegians switching sides and sparking large issues over who's the alpha bruh
<Leyrisa Is'hjerte> meanwhile, sorority collegians are competing at who will wear more makeup. The last one to win the contest was never found... as she -became- the makeup
<Teoa Moshroca> stories are mixed on her homeland. Some say she hails from the Shores of Jersey; whilst others claim her to be a roamer of Essex.

What say you? Should we poke Square directly to add this tank to the game?

[Rhais]

No, there is a reason all new jobs have no class and they never tried multiple jobs from one base class again.

[Billythepancake]

I love the idea, but with how they've treated SCH this expac and are desperately trying to cut its ties with ACN( much to my dismay) I don't see a tank tied to ACN fairing any better.

[RicaRuin]

Some people don't recognise a joke.

[Shirokami]

Some people don't recognise a joke.

That was very much my reaction upon reading the first two comments above xD

[Billythepancake]

Some people don't recognise a joke.

I didn't read the actual text. Kek. Just the title. Got me.

[Jandor]

No, there is a reason all new jobs have no class and they never tried multiple jobs from one base class again.

What reason is that?

If anything a lot of Scholars current issues seem to stem from pruning too much Arcanist kit.

[Rhais]

Some people don't recognise a joke.

Well, I really didn't read the post, I just saw tank with starting class arcanist and didn't get beyond that.

[Shirokami]

Well, I really didn't read the post, I just saw tank with starting class arcanist and didn't get beyond that.

i thought name would give it away... collegian - college. Fraternities, sororities, drunken parties etc. added [parody] at the beginning of the first post to make it clear now

[Experiment_X4d2]

artwork done by me because i have nothing better to do with my life.

Reading is apparently a difficult task to ask of some.