Hello, ladies.


Look at your chef.


Now back to me.


Now back at your chef.


Now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me. But if they stopped using child-flavored energy drinks and switched to New Spice, they could cook like they're me.


Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on the ferry, with the man your chefs could cook like.


What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it.


It's a chocobo with armor from that Grand Company you love.


Look again. The chocobo is now moogles!


Anything is possible when your chef cooks with New Spice's Power Drink and not a child's.


I'm on a Goobbue.


New Spice Power Drink
1x Mineral Water
1x Nutmeg
1x Sagolli Sage
1x Highland Parsley
1x Sweet Cream

Simply mix together, turn up the heat, add a touch of manliness, and finish with an explosion of power. You now have something even beastmen would love to share with Eorzeans. Use with caution.



M-M-M-M-M-M-MOOGLES!

~ Jacien Visenad (Hyperion)