Legends speak of a condiment, a condiment that is guaranteed to compliment any dish such that it would be fit for the Twelve. In fact, in certain regions, it is said that the Twelve were originally adventurers, who only came in to existence by consuming this condiment with a certain dish. As the story goes, the Twelve first created a dish whose only ingredients were 4 chicken breasts (Alas, the species of chicken available to the Twelve has long since gone extinct). It is said that from these 4 chicken breasts they created 12 chicken nuggets. Each of the Twelve was allotted 1 piece and dipped it in "The One Sauce". They then consumed their divine creation, and thus did they become the Twelve.
"The One Sauce"
x1 Cider Vinegar
x2 Ruby Tomato
x1 Table Salt
x1 Garlean Garlic
x1 Cloves
x1 Wild Onion
x1 Cinnamon
Do not be deceived by the simplicity of the ingredients. Should you gather these ingredients and attempt to create this stupendous sauce, you will only be disappointed to be left with what the common folk label as 'ketchup'. Nay, only the rarest and highest quality of ingredients will suffice. This obviously suggests that your ingredients must be gathered from exotic locales and fearsome beastiary.
First, the Cider Vinegar. One must travel the far reaches of the Black Shroud to obtain the ingredients for this cider vinegar. Seek ye the wily and mischievous Jackanapes, for only the Faerie Apple he jealously guards is fit for this vinegar. One must also draw water from the clear and pristine Alder Springs. Finally, the maple sugar must be extracted from the maple sap of a maple tree unique to Moonspore Grove.
Should you happen across a Goblin Thug in your various travels, you would do well to procure a Wild Onion from its person. It is said that the mere proximity of the garden variety wild onion to a Goblin Thug causes mysterious changes in the inner workings of the onion. Whether you obtain your prize through force of arms or parley is for you to decide. Those bearing swift and nimble fingers may even be able to appropriate this ingredient with the victim none the wiser.
It is said that those in the know all know that the highest grade of cinnamon is secretly sold by the merchant known as P'sonjha in Uldah's Ruby Road Exchange. However, only those she trusts may purchase from her hidden stash. Perhaps if you were to assist her in some manner.....
If it is Table Salt you seek, you must travel to the region of Nophica's Wells. You must engage and defeat the malicious Elder Mosshorn, for he and his companions guard the mineral-rich water which you must combine with Elder Mosshorn's precious rock salt.
The benevolent Burbles of boundless Bloodshore have been known to be a boon to those who seek the best quality Garlean Garlic. However, when a Burble discovers a high quality garlic it often devours the savory spice on the spot. As such, it is often best to slay the beasts as soon as it discovers the delectable morsel.
Should you happen to pass through Cedarwood be vigilant. You seek the fiendish, foul fowl Gluttonous Gertrude. Truth be told, this avaricious avian often dines on Ruby Tomatoes. You must extract a pair of these tomatoes from Gertrude's gullet. Of course this greedy game bird will not just allow one to partake of it's favorite fare....
Finally, the final ingredient, Cloves. Stiffen your resolve for you must face the fearsome, ferocious, dastardly, devious Wharf Rat...
Do not be deceived by his innocent appearance for he his a foul and treacherous creature. Slaying this fell beast is a task that requires the assistance and aid of many a hero. Do not underestimate this beast for many have sought to vanquish him but few have returned alive.
Should you and your companions have the good fortune to gather all of these legendary ingredients, you've but one task remaining to complete "The One Sauce". You must journey to Mor Dhona. But be warned, one does not simply walk into Mor Dhona. One must seek the summit of the Crystal Spire. Only there can this supreme sauce be created, for only at the summit is the aether sufficient to imbue the properties that make it "The One Sauce".