"What the Eft?!" Black Truffle Rolanberry Cheese Pizza!
Chop dem onions! Save your tears for someone who gives an eft! caramelize dem onions. Slice 10 Eft tails into thin slices and construct your eft strips into an eftin weave for maximum protein coverage. Cook your sick weave in dat cooking apparatus. Once cooked drain dat liquid gold into your Rye Flower, Honay and yo Yeast and pound with your Ifrit’s Claws like some kind gangsta’.Roll out that dough place weave on top and sprinkle that blue cheese, Rolanberry cheese caramelized onions, and ballin’out-of-controll black truffles! We making this a white pizza. Cooking vessel into pure goldenness. DELICIOUS SCIENCE!

Ingredients:
1 "Rye Flower"
1 "Rock Salt"
1 "Honey
1 "Distilled water"
1 "Wild Onion"
3 "Black Truffles"
10 "Eft Tails"
1 "Rolanberry cheese"
1 "Blue Cheese"