Culinary Creation Contest Entry Thread

[Deli]

Honey Mustard Dodo Strips for Men and Lazies

Lat Night Munchie? Hungry but lazy? worried not, here, Chef Deli going to teach you easy way to cook a tasty dish.

Ingredients:
Salted Butter x1
Dodo Tenderloin x1
Ala Mhigan Mustard x1
Honey x1
Midland Basil x1

Chef Deli going to teach you step by step!
Prepare the ingredients:
1. Every major city sells Buffalo Milk. or /airquote "Visit" any Amalj'ok will drop you some. Take it to mix with Maple sugar and you get your sweet cream! Hold your horse hungry people! I know it's tasty but please mix a little more to create your Salted Butter.

2. Every time you see the Dodo birds, what you think of!? YAH! Juicy Honey Mustards Chicken Strips!! now burn some of these juicy walking food for some future happy belly!

That's it. you got your main ingredients! Now let's go to the fail-proof steps.
1. Oil won't burn. so you will never fail. Put down your Salted Butter, fire it, firaga it, flare it, you won't fail! Melt your butter to oil and sit it at side.
2. since the oil is salted, you don't need to marinate your meat. Now let's toss some Midland Basil down to oil to add some unbeatable taste.
3. Immediately throw down your Dodo Tenderloin. Fried it until it's golden.
4. While waiting, mix Honey to Ala Mhigan Mustard.
5. Take out your golden and crispy Dodo Tenderloin. Dip it inside that nice honey mustard sauce. It's ready to go.

Now it's time to show who's hunger's boss!
Ohhhhhhh! Chef Deli one and nothing for Hunger! That's a horrible defeat for hunger!

It also works with Honey Mustard Wings, Popoto frys and lots more!

[Jacien]

Hello, ladies.


Look at your chef.


Now back to me.


Now back at your chef.


Now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me. But if they stopped using child-flavored energy drinks and switched to New Spice, they could cook like they're me.


Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on the ferry, with the man your chefs could cook like.


What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it.


It's a chocobo with armor from that Grand Company you love.


Look again. The chocobo is now moogles!


Anything is possible when your chef cooks with New Spice's Power Drink and not a child's.


I'm on a Goobbue.


New Spice Power Drink
1x Mineral Water
1x Nutmeg
1x Sagolli Sage
1x Highland Parsley
1x Sweet Cream

Simply mix together, turn up the heat, add a touch of manliness, and finish with an explosion of power. You now have something even beastmen would love to share with Eorzeans. Use with caution.



M-M-M-M-M-M-MOOGLES!

~ Jacien Visenad (Hyperion)