For your consideration,

Stew of Unyielding False Hope

Description/Effect: "Temporarily instills the foolhardy belief that this time your luck will be different. This time, the gear is going to drop."

Effect Duration: Gameplay Time
Cooldown: 2-3 Days of Crafting

Ingredients:
  • 5 x Inferno Taper
  • 10 x Unmarked Keystone
  • 1 x Gold Zahar'ak Coffer Key
  • 1 x Gold Natalan Coffer Key
  • 1 x Gold U'Ghamaro Coffer Key
  • 1/2 Gallon of Buffalo Milk
  • 1-100 Ounces of Table Salt
  • All Hopes and Dreams

Cooking Directions: Combine Buffalo Milk and other ingredients together in 1 large Ifrit's Cauldron, and cook over a medium to high heat Hellfire, until it comes to a boil and everything breaks apart. Season generously with Table Salt for a pleasing bitter aftertaste. Portion and plate in a Bowl of Embers. Caution: Stew will be extremely hot and may Sear mouth. If this occurs, please consult the nearest White Mage for Repair services. Serves 8.

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