Culinary Creation Contest Entry Thread

[Judge_Zecht]

Judge Zecht's "Boneless Kujata Wings Platter"

1 Dodo Tenderloin
1 Dragon Pepper
1 Sunset Wheat Flour
1 Garlean Garlic
1 Salted Butter
1 Table Salt
1 Highland Parsley
1 Blue Cheese

[CleverName]

Kupli Kipp Cake

"This recipe is sly yet sweet. It will delight you from your nose to your feet."
Inspired by one of the sweetest little killers of Eorzea, this cute little kupli kipp cake is a wonderful blood currant marbled cake, topped with the best rolanberry cheese frosting. It will look as cute and sweet as it's inspiration when it's done.


2 x Blood Currants
1 Honey
1 Chicken Egg
1 Salted Butter
1 Sweet Cream
1 Sunset Wheat Flour
1 Rolanberry Cheese

[Artoid]

Art's Trout Royale

People question my fashion sense. I'm not sure why. They say the true chefs don an apron, toque and uniform. Me? I don't. For one to have free reign in the kitchen, one’s body must not be restricted by unnecessary garments. One cannot afford to falter over a snagged ribbon, lest the meal go up in flames.

This is also because I am not a chef, but a fisherman at heart.

In my journey to become an accomplished fisherman, I encountered many people. The casual fisher, the talkative fisher, the bot fisher botanist/fisher. From none did I learn as much as I did from the Fisherman's Bottom's Guildmaster, Wawalago. He showed me, in his roundabout way, the beauty and freedom found in expressing ones self in minimal clothing. Having no limitations to your movement gives you the unrestricted ability to express yourself solely though one’s own body, and nothing else.

Harnessing this new knowledge, I picked up my reel and began fishing. The difference in my catch rate was unbelievable. I could move my rod more freely. I could feel the slightest movement down my entire arm. I could tell what fish was hooked just by the amount of fight it was giving me. This knowledge was godly, and I was determined to explore the possibilities.

But where? With my inventory laden with fish, I did what anyone would do - I cooked it. Pan and knife at the ready, I decided to use my new lifestyle to not just cook any meal. No. I was going to cook something that only a real fisherman would appreciate and enjoy; something that had never been created before. And so, I present to you - Art's Trout Royale.


Ingredients
6x Fire Shard
2x Wind Shard
1x Rainbow Trout
1x Button Mushroom
1x Wild Onion
1x Sun Lemon
1x Highland Parsley
1x Sagolii Sage
1x Table Salt
1x Tiny Crown

Method:
Clean and gut trout. Wash with cold water and pat dry. Next, sauté mushroom, onion and parsley until tender. When cooked, add salt and sage to taste. Next, stuff the onion and mushroom mixture into the trout, then garnish with lemon slices. Bake at 200 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes. Or Panfry until synthesis is 100% complete. Garnish with a tiny crown – minimalistic dressing, much like me. Serve hot, or keep with a retainer for 6 months for future enjoyment.

Stats-
Perception: +10% (up to 15), Piety: +7% (up to 10) EXP: +3%
Duration: 30:00 Recast time: 0:05

[Kallaks]

Mor Dhona Margarita (3/99)

Requirements: CUL(45), ALC(30)

Water Shard X3
Ice Crystal X1

Sun Lemon X1
La Noscean Orange X1
Mineral Water X2
Maple Sugar X1
Maddening Potion X1
Jellyfish Umbrella X1 (For Decoration)
Optional: Table Salt X1 (For Salted Rim)

Description: An intoxicating drink best used in large parties.
Directions: Squeeze the Sun Lemon and Mineral Water with 1 Water Shard to create a dilluted refreshingly tart juice. Next mix your Maple Sugar and second Mindera Water with your other Water Shard to create a sweet Sugar Water. Now, juice your La Noscean Orange with your last Water Shard to add a citrus blast of flavor. Mix the Juices and Sugar Water (aka Simple Syrup). Add your Maddening Potion and your Ice Crystal and you have a wonderfully refreshing summer cocktail.

Optional: For a Salty Treat, add Table Salt to your rim, lick then sip!

Bonuses: Exp+ 3%, STR+ 15% (22 Max), Enmity+10% (Max 10), Acc-20% (-25 Max), Mag. Acc-20% (-25 Max) Removes Silence.

Bonus increases when used in combination with other party members.

Please Drink Responsibly.

[Furia]

Haggis with mashed Popoto
A traditional highlander meal, guaranteed to put hairs on your chest.
Attack Power: +6% (up to 999) Strength: +6% (up to 999) EXP: +3%
Duration: 30:00 Recast Time: 0:05

Serves 2:
1lb Mutton Loin
1 finely chopped Wild Onion
1 tbsp Table Salt
1 tsp Black Pepper
1 tsp Nutmeg
2 cups Mineral Water
1lb Popoto

Sadly, neeps cannot be found in Eorzea but we can make do without!

Mince the mutton loin and mix in your chopped onion, salt, pepper,
nutmeg and water.
Stuff the mixture into the cleaned out sheep intestine you hopefully
saved after slaying said beast.
Begin to cook the haggis and boil the popotos(Traditionally called
tatties).
Mash the tatties once cooked.
Serve haggis with the mashed tatties.

[Benassi]

Jenny's Lalafellian Chatau Briand!

2 Fire Shards

1 Buffalo Serloin
1 Black Pepper
1 Table Salt
1 Olive Oil
1 Salted Butter
1 Thyme
1 Garlean Garlic

Season your buffalo loin by rubbing it with salt and crushed black pepper. Heat your saute pan over fire with olive oil and brown all sides in the pan. Place in oven and let sit for 15 minutes to achieve medium rare. Remove from oven and pan and allow to sit for ten minutes to rest the meat. Meanwhile, take the pan with all of its drippings and add butter, garlic and thyme. Simmer on low for ten minutes to make sauce. Slice meat and pour sauce over the slices. Yummy!

[Loki_Jortunn]

Loki's Lalafell Muffins


These muffins taste so good that some lalafells have been known to cut their hair to resemble them

1/2 Cup of Salted Butter
1 Cup of Kukuru Bean Chocolate
3/4 Cup of Maple Sugar
2 1/4 Cup of Sunset Wheat Flour
2 Chicken Egg
2 Bananas Mashed
1 Vanilla Bean

Heat oven to 350F 177C
Melt Butter and set aside,
In a large mixing bowl mash bananas and add sugar, vanilla beans and Chicken eggs. Once butter has cooled mix in as well if its too hot you will scramble the eggs opps!!!

Sieve in Flour (for the real recipe add 1 1/2 tsp baking powder and 1/4 baking soda) and combine, for light and fluffy muffins don't over mix or it will become tough. Spoon in mixture into a greased muffin tray and cook for 20-25min or until a skew come out clean. Move to a cooking rack and enjoy once cool to the touch.

[Loki_Jortunn]

Forgot to mention it makes 12 muffins. and use brown sugar...

[RedmageRampage]

Leviathan Sushi

Ingredients:
1 Black Sole
1 Black Eel
1 Effervescent Water
1 Dark Vinegar
1 Pearl Ginger
1 Malm Kelp
1 Table Salt
1 Sticky Rice

Limsa Lominsa is known for many things, and the art of cooking is high among them. This exotic dish was picked up by an unnamed pirate-chef on a long sea voyage to the Far East. The current recipe has been modified to include some local ingredients found primarily around La Noscea.

The story goes that on their voyage to the Far East the pirate crew was caught unexpectedly in a high storm. Heavy winds and giant waves made the crew's progress slow and the ship's pace crawled nearly to a halt. Many of the crew, being superstitious pirates, believed they had somehow angered the great primal Leviathan, who was now expressing his anger by turning the seas into a roiling maelstrom. After nearly a week of constant struggle, the storm finally broke and the ship miraculously survived, though severely worse for the wear.

After docking in the Far East, the crew set about repairing their ship and resupplying. It is during this time that the ship's chef came across the recipe for Leviathan Sushi. After hearing the pirate-chef's tale, seafaring residents of the Far East claimed there was a recipe that would serve as proper homage to the great Leviathan. Overjoyed to find such a simple (and delicious!) way to appease the great primal of the depths the unnamed pirate-chef bought as much as he could afford in ingredients. Upon returning to his ship he immediately set about preparing the dish with much zeal and inspiration.

Each night during their stay the pirate crew ate Leviathan Sushi in the hopes of not angering the primal a second time. Finally, upon completion of their repairs, the crew set out for the return journey. Despite their precautions, the pirate crew was beset by a storm of equal, if not greater, force than before and was once again cast into a life or death struggle just to stay afloat. Fate was on the pirates' side though, and against all odds they managed to stay afloat a second time.

Upon returning to Limsa Lominsa and feeling slightly cheated, the pirate-chef swore off his life on the sea and retired to the land as a cook, but, being a superstitious pirate, he made sure to pass on the recipe for Leviathan Sushi to the next cook (just in case there really was some connection with the great primal's mood, of course).

[Yoohre_WildRiver]

From Yoohree WildRiver's "Cronicles of the Tonberry Bistro" a Culinarian Guide to a well feed adventure.

Name:

Ala mihgan Mojito

Description:

A refreshing Beverage Made my A legendary Barista in the city of Ala Mihgo, Also Called Garuda's Tear. Known to Bards all around eorzea for its soothing and refreshing effect on a parched tongue.

Ingredients:

2x Galago Mint
1x Maple Sugar
1x Sun Lemon
1x Effervescent Water

1x Water Crystal
1x Wind Crystal

Effects:
MP +
M.craftmanship +

HQ Effects:

5% Haste