I wrote a parody of the song Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio from a tanking perspective. (If chosen I would like the Gaelicap)

As I crawl through the cavern of Satasha bereft
I take a look at my life bar and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been tanking and thanking so long
That even my vender thinks my gear is gone

But I ain't never crossed a pirate that didn't deserve it
He be treated like a thug, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you blasting and where you casting
Or you and your homies might be lined in whorls
I really hate to com, but I gotta yo
As they joke, I see myself in the aether smoke
Fool. I'm the kinda T that little Lalas wanna be like
On my mount in the night, saluting healers in the street light

Keep spending most our lives
Living in a tanking paradise
I let us wipe once or twice
Living in a tanking paradise
It sounds good and may entice
Living in a tanking paradise
But repair bills they ain't so nice
Living in a tanking paradise


Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't fight a normal group, they gone pulled the whole thing
So I gotta be down with the tank team
Too much Miq'ote watching, got me chasing dreams
I'm a well-geared fool with anger on my mind
Got my leave instance in menu and a gleam in my eye
I'm a axe-wielding, overpowering monster banger
And my healer is down, so don't arouse my anger
Fool! Death ain't nothin' but a final sting away
I'm living life do or die, what can I say?
I'm 43 now but will I live to level 44?
The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why must we echo to see
the content unlearned, can't come from movies

Rolled on gear and lost the dice
Living in a tanking paradise
Tried healer and paid the price
Living in a tanking paradise
Caster pulled and apart we slice
Living in a tanking paradise
Our whole team was put on ice
Living in a tanking paradise

Over and the power, here comes Crystal Tower
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everyone's attacking, but half of them aren't booking
There's mechanics going on, but I don't know who's looking
They say I gotta learn, and Youtube's here to teach me
If I can't teach myself, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they pulled, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool!

Been spending most our lives
Living in a tanking paradise
No coms oh well that's life
Living in a tanking paradise
Listen well and take advice
Living in a tanking paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a tanking paradise