Gotta git to 36 goldsmith to find out what happened.

This is me... evil woman throws a knife with high precision at Harry Potter while he's teleporting. Next scene, shows Harry Potter holding his wound, bleeding himself and worried about facing Voldemort. He looks up and there's a sparkling vampire with gorgeous hair standing there who walks off into the sunset with Bella and the next three movies are about his adventures instead.

I want to know what happens to Harry!!!

(For the record, this did not happen in either the book, the movie, or even in the motel bed.)