I've got an idea.

It's a gimic character that does this. As a livestream. 100% completion of the MSQ, on twitch, no teleport.
Builds a FC full of people with Draft Choco and the G series. While in a party with him, same rules, no teleports. But they CAN have the maps and drive him there faster, or give him 5 minutes for bio.

No using "shortcut" if you die at a boss, or return in hawke manor.

This could work.

Lets make sure it's on the same data center as "Uber Driver" and his car.