No Ka' Oi is opening up our doors for new Recruits!
What Server? Siren
Do you have a Mansion? NOPE, we fired the servents..I mean "Hired Help" to allocate our Grog and Glam funds toward a Mansion.
What Makes you different than every other FC? Well I'm glad you asked! I'm from Hawaii, our Name is Hawaiian so there's that.
We have all the usual stuff..blah blah.
Can I activate FC buffs, my last FC never allowed them to be activated! Why yes you can! Activate away.
Do you have any free things we get for joining? Yes, head pats and boiled eggs, HQ of course.
Will you be like every other FC that promises to run things with me and never does? That depends, will you be quiet and say absolutely NOTHING when we ask if anyone needs help? Will you be "THAT PERSON" that suddenly logs off, or slinks quietly into silence when we ask for YOUR help?
Does your FC ever run fun things? YES we do! We love running AV, synched, Bardam's Mettle in Shire Tanking or Healer Gear, with randoms.
Is there room for advancement? YES! We are always looking for a lead "Environmental Services Manager". Also, I may require you to double as a striking dummy as ours is down for maintenance.
Does your FC have discord? Yes we do! We 'thinktank' ways to not level crafting jobs up, figure out what hair dye Yoshi P uses, and complain about why Friday isn't here yet on Sunday.
Can we climb onto the roof of your house? I'd prefer you did not, as my insurance coverage was reduced to help pay for a new Glam Chest piece. If you try it and you fall, please be prepared to become garden mulch. We value recycling. #greenearth
My other FC Chat was quiet, how will yours be? Depending on the time you log on, some of us are on the west coast, some on the east coast.
Does your FC Raid? YES! We raid our refrigerators on a consistent basis.
Do you have any members that are mentors? Why yes! We all strive to achieve the Burger King Crown and wear it with pride. We boast to all that will listen how smart we are, really gas up ourselves at the undeniable feat it took to obtain the crown, and yell at sprouts during dungeon time to "Git GuD"
In conclusion, convince me YOUR FC is the one to join! If all the above hasn't been enough you clearly aren't ready for Excellence. ADAPT HEALER!
On behalf of No Ka' Oi and all it's members, thank you for considering us, we look forward to your applications!

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