I saw Thiccus Dickus the other day. And Thetrash Man.
I saw Thiccus Dickus the other day. And Thetrash Man.
I saw a lala named Potato Thot...but I think they had to have a name change![]()
When I convinced my friend to finally try this game, he settled on being an archer, he named his character "Bows beforhoes" was 10/10 tbh.
Make SCH great again! Seriously though, we just want our class to be fun and engaging again, not OP, is that too much to ask for?
Cross Platform. so true lol.
I won't claim that the name by itself was funny on it's own merit, but I won't lie, going through the storyline as Old'man Henderson was really funny. NPCs have NO respect at all, they just kept on referring to me as an old man all the time, nevermind the fact that I just saved their city or whatever.
I have a screenshot folder especially for that, already containing 150 of these sometimes creative sometimes exceptional stupid names. Here are some of my gems:
Colgate Maxwhite
Instant Noodles
Pet'me You'Pervert
Reingart Facebreaker
Mintberry Crunch
Healers-can't Dps
Always Brainafk
Kawaii-animu Waifu
Pizza Girl
Spaghetti Boy
Poor Imagination
Plopp McNugget
Sausage Fairy
Shoot Me
Aggressive Lettuce
Shootfirst Questlater
Spankme Daddy
Soyung Notouchi
Om Nomnom
Nineinch Dong (and that was a Lala =))
So, you think picking on Lalas for their size is fun, huh?! Just a friendly reminder: We have ideal height to headbutt your balls, so you better keep this in mind.
Best name I've ever seen was a female potato named Flesh Light. Nothing will ever top that. Oh, there's also a bunbun in my data center named Ponderosa Steakhouse. I thought that was pretty funny too.
I saw someone a few days ago named Floor Connoisseur. Not a dragoon though, but still cracked me up.
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