What Your Character Is Really Thinking

[Berteaux_Braumegain]

My character is still crying herself to sleep each night over the loss of her loved one, SPOILER WARNING: Ysayle. T_T

Same, tbh.

[Seoulstar]

"Get that drink away from me or so Gods help me..."

"I could have been relaxing at Costa right now. But noooo I'm everyone's favorite errand girl"

"Why am I letting this person become more powerful again...?"

"Could one thing in this bloody world just stay fixed?!"

*during that one scene with Y'shtola*
"Oh..behave!"

[Insertcoins]

" Why am I turning the drinks away.. maybe I want to drink right now? "
" What's stopping me from seeing if those lady sineaters have soft skin? Is it soft? I wonder what'll happen if I hug one. They're kindof hot...."

[Ashennae]

ARR Moments:
- I'm sure my character would have drop kicked Silvairre into the next primal arena the next time he blabbed about archery being only for Gridania Born Elezens.
- Similarly, during the rogue's quest my character would have flashed her Maelstrom membership badge with her rank at the Yellowjacket Lalafell that kept harassing us and told her to take it up with the Admiral herself if she really had a problem.
- Oddly enough my character wouldn't have an issue with Minfilia running us all over the place. She WOULD have probably set Mr. Tidus slayer/Levibetus Slayer on fire and similarly probably punched those adventurers that had us running all over Costa Del Sol circa level 30ish (Same range as Brayflox Longstop) and then when the Garleans invaded the Waking Sands she would have come back just to yell at them for wasting her time.
- She would have also interrupted Lahabrea/Gaius's long ass ted talks long before the five minute marks on their speeches with a well-placed spell because nobody got time for that.
- Oh yeah we wouldn't have recruited Laurentus to the Crystal Braves, either.
- Moenbryda's death would have been cried over.

HW Moments:
- Syndicate or not, Lord Lolorito would have gotten punted for the stunt he pulled with the Sultana and Raubahn.
- Ysayle's, Papalymo's, and Haucherfaunt's deaths would have been cried over for days after they happened. ;_;
- Them Moogles be lucky they're cute, otherwise they'd also be punted for giving us the run around.
- She would have laughed at everyone dunking on Alphinaud. (Krile and Alisaie come to mind specifically)
- "Damn Alisaie! Can you teach me how to summon a blade from aether like that? You got skills!"

SB Moments:
- Asahi would have gotten his short little hyur ass kicked for turning Yotsuyu into a primal after all that character development.
- She'd also gush over Alisaie's mad Red Mage skills because her cutscene prowess is on point!
- In regards to frickin' Zenos I'm sure she'd say "Pray tell me how many times I must needs tell you this lesson, Garlean."

ShB Moments:

- Urianger would have had his ass kicked up and down the streets of the Crystarium for the lies he told me.
- Thancred would have been given a stern talking to for the way he treated Minifilia
- Minifilia would have been given more headpats and probably the ninja soul stone that I never use.
- Alisaie would be given pointers on how not to stand in AoEs and how not to spam the LB every chance she gets. "I understand wanting to show off, but maybe save it for the big monsters?"
- She would have cheered Alphinaud on for his maturity and growth
- She also would have legit puked at the revelation of what the Meol actually was.
- On the subject of Ranjit - "Oh shite, once more we do this again."

[SenorPatty]

"Oh. Your Coeurl is on fire? That...That's a shame, isn't it. *hides matchbox*"

Basically just entirely done with everything and everyone who can't do meanial tasks themselves.

Your basket of fruit is 2 feet away from you.
The guy you want it delivered to is 4 feet away from you.
WHY ARE MY EXPERTISE BEING WASTED UPON THIS TRIVIAL NONSENSE.

BECOME WHAT YOU MUST

BECOME THE COURIER OF DARKNESS!

[Pepsi_Plunge]

I think what people forget is our WoL have to eat and rest so we need money to do that.
Makes sense to have quests and sidequests like that.
Also most people don't know we are the WoL, but even if they do, we need to eat. Lol

We eat, it even boosts our states. And we sleep, sometimes even in the MSQ. And we have money. I have several million gil with me. So what's your point exactly?

[KadaRemnant]

We eat, it even boosts our states. And we sleep, sometimes even in the MSQ. And we have money. I have several million gil with me. So what's your point exactly?

Not in the beginning. Later of course, but my point is it's okay to help others.
Some take it too far like gathering poop lol my WoL didn't like it, but most of the time, the fetch quests become something interesting.
But that's me. My WoL like helping people.
I know she's always glad to see she makes a difference and make people's life better. Of course, there'a limit with the fetch. Lol
We are adventurers too.