Funny, my wife and I had a similar conversation while working through ShB. There was a point where we were asked if we thought somebody would do a painting of us. And my wife piped up "Hell no, I want a goddamn statue!"

I chuckled and answered "Will it being doing the /pose animation?" (She's a cat-girl)

Wife in complete seriousness said "Damn straight, and my tail had better be fluffy. If it's not fluffy enough, I will CUT A BITCH!"