What Your Character Is Really Thinking

[kidalutz]

Honestly every single time my character is genuinely happy to help everyone and is silently giggling when her adopted siblings Alisae and Alphinaud bicker and simply adores the heck out of minifillia and wants to take her clothes shopping.

[Soraki-Muppe]

Sometimes, you know, it is nice to just kick back with a book from your private library and relax, perhaps some foot-massage from my retainers, that would be nice.
After saving all these people over and over again, after "running" away from less then competent pursuers oh so many times, a cat just want to relax.

[Alleo]

I think my character would be a lot more snarky with people that deserve that and at the same time way more emotional to the people she cares about.

So I would 100% give many hugs to Alphinaud and Alisaie.

About Shadowbringer:

I would hug Ryne too and tell her that she is far from useless (and has done much more in the time with us than Minfilia ever did when she was no oracle)

I would hit Graha at the head for being silent about his true self then hug him for doing all that.

I would give Thancred a big talk about his attitude towards Ryne. Yes you are conflicted about her and yes you dont want to force her into a path but dont you see that your threatment of her could have lead her to the path of giving up?

I would shake Urianger and ask him why he always thinks that keeping stuff to himself is great and that I deserve to know the whole truth because I am the one going into danger.

I also would care less with most of the scions (even if they got more development in this expansion) and be way more cold with them, especially after overhearing the talk between Urianger and Ysthola.

My character would have probably thrown the food before Titan right into the faces of these NPCs and stomp of a bit annoyed. And be in general way more annoyed at fetch quest for NPCs that can easily do it themselves.

I would have also said way more against Varis in that one meeting than it happened.

[Cemil]

First time meet Zenos:
Zenos:Ahh a new hunting Target.
Cemil:Out of my way Weakling.Im a Dragonslayer!
Cemil use Autoattack to kill Zenos instant.

[JisKing98]

The Drk 30-50 questline pretty much sums up what my character is thinking. Like honestly screw like 75% of these ppl and their problems. we are not even the warrior of light but a dog constantly told to fetch.

[ChaoticCrimson]

Back during the Kojin beast tribe quests...

Kojin: "Ah, Crimson! You've returned to offer some more aid to us! I have a job that's perfect for you!"
Crimson: "Hmm okay, let's hear it then."
Kojin: "Certainly! We have this ray here, and we'd like you to help him get some action... if you know what I mean."
Crimson: "Sure, sounds easy en- I'm sorry, you want me to do W H A T ? ? ?"

[AnimaAnimus]

Slap alphinaud repeatedly whenever he spoke.
Kicked a few lala, esp the ones on the syndicate, or really any that passed by.
Buy Gerolt a bottle of the finest whiskey.
Force feed Rowena tomestones til the spilled out, so I would have more interesting ways of getting gear.
Teleported Zenos into the void for being one of FF more annoying antagonists
Free Tiamat.
Give the Scions and good bye diddly dye and run off with Emet Selch
but I would save Runar before the first collapsed because he is just awesome

[MaethusXion]

Seriously sick of fetch quests. Why don’t you talk to your own husband? He’s three feet away!

Company Belle: "Ah, fresh off your latest adventure, I suppose you are yearning for another quest. And, it just so happens I may have something that needs... fetching."

Maethus (Hyur version) : "This's why I never liked the theatre..."

Maethus (Hrothgar version) : "Wha... I'm... but..."

Makoto: "Your worthless husband made me cross the Twelve-damned ocean twice to give one of the most egotistical Lalafell a fake bottle of wine to get just an 'attagirl' as my reward. If you take the credit with one little piddly junk thing that took all of five minutes to make, I will drag you both to the top of Kugane Tower and throw both of your asses off. And heavens help you should an airship or boat or anything break your fall besides the water."

Yeah... I'm not fond of those two idiots either...

[Edax]

Company Belle: "Ah, fresh off your latest adventure, I suppose you are yearning for another quest. And, it just so happens I may have something that needs... fetching."

Maethus (Hyur version) : "This's why I never liked the theatre..."

Maethus (Hrothgar version) : "Wha... I'm... but..."

Makoto: "Your worthless husband made me cross the Twelve-damned ocean twice to give one of the most egotistical Lalafell a fake bottle of wine to get just an 'attagirl' as my reward. If you take the credit with one little piddly junk thing that took all of five minutes to make, I will drag you both to the top of Kugane Tower and throw both of your asses off. And heavens help you should an airship or boat or anything break your fall besides the water."

Yeah... I'm not fond of those two idiots either...

Admittedly the reward for that quest line was 5 Cracked Clusters and 3 Cracked Crystals which was actually really decent if you were still in the Stormblood expansion. Crafter materia was worth a mint on the marketboards.

[Pepsi_Plunge]

Fetch-Quests, yeah. After ARR I was all like: "Here I am, the Warrior of Light, slayer of Primaels, destroyer of the Ultimate Weapon. I've rescued your bottom and this planet how many times now? And instead of giving me that much needed vacation you promised me quests ago, you want me to deliver presents to your friends? Are you kidding me? Can't you send a f'n Moogle or something?"

But then I did the Moogle-Postman-Questchain and came to terms with my fate. Even when it meant collecting literally cow dung in Stormblood...