I've fallen in love...with an NPC

[Theodric]

I mean who among us that have played through the MSQ are NOT in love with the Exarch?

Me. I can't stand him. There's plenty of men in the game I'd happily go for if they were real - Ardbert, Regula, Varis and Hien to name but a few.

Let me put it this way:

I laughed and cheered when Emet-Selch fired his gun at the Exarch. It's just a shame it didn't take.