What things annoy you?

[EmoPanther]

Those couples that sit in each other's laps
People asking me if I Rp, despite having in my search info that, no, I do not.
Being asked if I want to Erp, because for some reason people think I Rp a Futa. (Thankfully, that's dropped off a bit since I switched from FemRoe)
Female Lalafell.
Male Lalafell.
Male Roegadyn in the Bunny Bustier.
... basically the Bunny Bustier outfit in general, but mostly on male roegadyn.
30m Pvp Queues
When Couples constantly emote at each other "Snuggles XXXX, Kisses XXXX's nose", back and forth for a good 10 emotes.
Relic weapons.
Trial Mounts.
Character Roleplays (Pretending to be a story character)
Fish Puns. (Someone on the server collects fish, specifically to use them for puns)
People who don't pay attention to bosses.
People who take a long time to figure out a boss fight.
Pandas.
Fat Cats.
The lack of FemRoe.

[Lilseph]

-People that don't have the courtesy of saying "hi" or "bye"
-People not AoEing in dungeons.
-People not using sprint in dungeons.
-Emote spammers.
-Attention thirsty people.

[Destati]

• Gender locked gear
• Copperbell Mines
• Thousand Maws of Toto-Rak
• Tam-Tara Deepcroft
• Pretty much all of the ARR dungeons at this point.
• Minfillia
• How the Rak'tika Greatwood theme has been ruined for me forever because I can't unhear "La-HEE, now I have Ebola".
• Female Miqo'te voice #5
• Viera and Hrothgar missing their respective male and female counterparts and limited customization options.
• The amount of invisible walls in ShB zones and the places that look like you can actually land on when flying, but can't.
• Glamour restrictions.
• How the Duty Finder seemingly takes its sweet time to fill up but the moment I step AFK for a quick minute or find something to do to pass the time it suddenly pops.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to sit off in this corner over here and have the title of this thread remind me of that episode of South Park where Randy Marsh is on Wheel of Fortune and has to find an answer to "People Who Annoy You".

[Sated]

• Female Miqo'te voice #5

How did I forget this one...

[JackHatchet]

Arrogant Novice Network policing is probably my biggest pet peeve in the game.

There can be an amazing conversation about mechanics or random lore topics or sometimes positive discussions between android and apple phones. And it'll go on for 20 minutes, before some random snob decides to chim in "you guys can't talk about that! The Novice Network is only for helping new players!"

And I feel like it's the worst kind of troll, because they'll totally side-rail whatever positive conversation is going on into either a toxic debate about how prudes are ruining the community by uninvited censorship, or someone throws a punch (kicks someone), and next thing you know there's a server wide bar-fight going on with a dozen mentors getting kicked or kicking others.

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Square Enix really really needs to add a GLOBAL general chat channel, or they have to remove the ability for mentors to kick each other, because I'm tired of one random snob getting all entitled and deciding they need to police the Novice Network for the 15 minutes they're online.

[Jkap_Goat]

The Trinity system annoys me

[galbsadi]

Here's some fun ones:

- When Benediction goes off exactly 1 millisecond after the tank dies. It's still on CD, but you get no benefit.

- When a DRK thinks you're a WHM and wonders why a SCH or AST doesn't have benediction to blow after he popped all his CDs at once (instead of rotating them like a proper tank) and pulled the entire planet (plus one mob) and expects you to be able to instaheal him through LD after you blew all your CDs keeping him alive thus far. (Not that I'm saying this has ever happened to me, ofc.)

- When you're playing on WHM (b/c it's fun) and have to remember that the Afflatus spells aren't oGCD, so you can't weave them with StoneVakaGlare.

- When Seraph won't use Consolation because you only had 5 seconds left before she turns back into Eos/Selene.

- When Aetherflow doesn't work out of combat because SE hates scholars.

- When your job gets nerfed and gutted at the beginning of every expansion. Sure, they fix it later, but just leave it alone alright, yes? Buff other healers instead.

- When you go into an alliance raid as DPS and the healers let the entire planet die, so you help them rez and nobody gives you a comm because they're all evil.

- When you do your E4N on Tuesday morning (gotta gear the alt jobs) and the entire group repeatedly dies to bad (falling off the edge, etc.), you basically solo-heal the entire thing and do all the DPS s with the one tank with half a brain and do a billion rezzes b/c it's not like our MP pool is capped at 10k and Lucid is used on CD...and get zero comms because the group is all evil.

- When you zone into a lv59/69/79 dungeon with a tank wearing gear that's lower than the ilvl cap of the previous expansion...who then proceeds to pull the entire planet (plus one mob) and doesn't know how to rotate their CDs....and then expects you as a SCH or AST to have benediction when they enter LD after you blew all your CDs keeping them alive thus far...

- When you're running content because you need gear from it, and without fail it always goes to the person who contributed the least.

- "Farm" parties (that really aren't)

- When you finally find an actual farm party....90002.

- Lobby server error = client crash. Why?!

- The fact that you can't turn on/off game audio in cutscenes.

[Mahoukenshi]

- Lags during evening hours, even though my D-LAN (due to lack of better options atm) doesn't help here ^^
- Bots
- Bots standing in NPCs making it sometimes a major pita to target the latter
- Personally too many dungeons in MSQ > don't mind this one as it's mostly a "mental issue" of mine
- Knowing and trying to warm up to the former, but still wanting to play for the story *lol*
- Personal first world problem: No personal incentive to make alt characters due to MSQ dungeons, ignoring skip potions.

[Aeeninwen_Taldel]

The wait time for DPS in any dungeon.

[HumanNinjaToo]

What annoys me:

- Tanks that won't be still. It takes time to cast as a BLM, so the tank moves, and I waste my cast because they move out of my range.
- Healers that blame you, the tank, for dying to a boss when it's really because they were too busy doing DPS and not enough healing.
- People running too far ahead in dungeons. I really don't see how the constant sprint is necessary. Is taking another 45 seconds really a big deal? Reminds me of the people who cut you off in traffic to just get that one space in front of you, they still aren't getting anywhere...

But what I appreciate is when other players are cool and understanding when you tell them you're new at content and they help you instead of criticize you. And this happens to me a lot. I mostly get people who are kind and understanding in game. Rarely do I deal with someone being a jerk for no reason.