Patch Notes

[Lunafreya]

Which sick ERP weirdos asked for a bed as a mount? Ugh, this made me cringe so hard.

[Enla]

Which sick ERP weirdos asked for a bed as a mount? Ugh, this made me cringe so hard.

I don't think anyone asked for it honestly. It just seems like the logical progression after all the other furniture mounts we've gotten. Heck at this rate I'd be amazing if we don't get a legit flying table at some point.

[UnrealTai]

I don't think anyone asked for it honestly. It just seems like the logical progression after all the other furniture mounts we've gotten. Heck at this rate I'd be amazing if we don't get a legit flying table at some point.

Lol well, there is a flying carpet, im sure the table is incomming

[Pepsi_Plunge]

Which sick ERP weirdos asked for a bed as a mount? Ugh, this made me cringe so hard.

Why are people thinking about ERP?
Have you never lied down in your bed at night and imagine it flying through the sky? Haven't you seen the Disney-Musical "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"?
I think a flying bed as a mount is pretty cool, but I don't like big mounts because of overview reasons, so I propably won't use it much

[Vivi_Bushido]

Why are people thinking about ERP?
Have you never lied down in your bed at night and imagine it flying through the sky? Haven't you seen the Disney-Musical "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"?
I think a flying bed as a mount is pretty cool, but I don't like big mounts because of overview reasons, so I propably won't use it much

They aren't wrong... The FFXIV lewd community is very openly excited about the Bed mount. Infact they're hoping you can use change pose on it so you can take bed pictures anywhere.
It's oddly got potential to become one of the most popular/sought after mounts right now given the duel combination of memes and lewdness working together.

[Kaethra]

They aren't wrong... The FFXIV lewd community is very openly excited about the Bed mount. Infact they're hoping you can use change pose on it so you can take bed pictures anywhere.
It's oddly got potential to become one of the most popular/sought after mounts right now given the duel combination of memes and lewdness working together.

Pfft.. FFXIV lewd community? I'd wager even the most debased FFXIV player is puritan compared to the average Conan Exiles player.

[SturmChurro]

Why are people thinking about ERP?
Have you never lied down in your bed at night and imagine it flying through the sky? Haven't you seen the Disney-Musical "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"?
I think a flying bed as a mount is pretty cool, but I don't like big mounts because of overview reasons, so I propably won't use it much

Yeah, ERP didn't even cross my mind. I thought it was just a stupid mount that would be funny to look at flying around.

[Granyala]

Have you never lied down in your bed at night and imagine it flying through the sky? Haven't you seen the Disney-Musical "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"?

Can't say I have and I find the concept of flying furniture rather ridiculous and immersion breaking.
But so are flying horses and turtles.

[Hasrat]

Which sick ERP weirdos asked for a bed as a mount? Ugh, this made me cringe so hard.

At least it's not a 2 (or more) person mount.

[Gula]

Which sick ERP weirdos asked for a bed as a mount? Ugh, this made me cringe so hard.

Complaining about erp is silly. If 2 consenting adults wanna text flirt, why do you care?