Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
I feel like there's more important things to desire from the game, like actual content, optimization, etc.

If you need butt (and other) sliders in this game in order to have "fun" perhaps you're maybe playing the wrong type of game. Could I interest you in a free flash game on a shady website that may cater to your needs better?
Butt sliders are a bit silly, but you'd be pretty wrong about that. Besides the story the majority of people play the game as a form of socializing. Character customization to most people is actual content.