Butt Slider for Character Creation SE, where is it?

[ElciaDeiLinus]

I feel like there's more important things to desire from the game, like actual content, optimization, etc.

If you need butt (and other) sliders in this game in order to have "fun" perhaps you're maybe playing the wrong type of game. Could I interest you in a free flash game on a shady website that may cater to your needs better?

I sort of feel like there's more people in the world interested in butts than there are interested in leeting their numbers to maximum epeen.