Quote Originally Posted by Ssmiley_Bjakkzz View Post
god im going to kill myself...
You're in luck! I've got a crazy discount sale on nooses right now. Can I interest you in this fine crushed velvet one? If you'd like to feel, you'd notices its incredibly soft texture so it won't cause any chaffing or irritation at the time of hanging! /s

GUYS SETTLE DOWN ITS A JOKE, ITS SATIRE.