Quote Originally Posted by Zohar_Lahar View Post
According to the crafting logs, they're made from dwarven cotton and in some cases halgai manes (i.e. snurble hair).
What do ye mean, are they real?! Are yer damn metal arms and armor real?! Do they keep ye from bein' stabbed through the stomach like the soft-bellied armadillo yer tryin' not tae be?!

Our beards are a taem honaerd tradition! How dare ye imply that they're made from snurbles?! I'll have ye know that me helm's been in me family since the time of me great-great-great-great Grandma'am, Fiutt, and don't ye daer ferget it!

(No, the beards are not real.)