At first I read the title of this thread and thought, an interesting title. Then I realized what it had devolved to.

Lighten up....

How about a compromise, how about a title for, "Survivor of the Apocalypse/Ragnarok," or "Meteor Visionary," or, "I Saw Dalamud Destroy the World and all I got was this Title?" Or (for playing through Beta/1.XX) "In the beginning.... was <Player Name>," instead of, "I've Played the Game for <Login Timer>, and I'm Better Because of It!" as alternatives?